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By Bucket Reviews Employee: Reid Ackerman


     Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Tales from the Crypt—what do they all have in common? They are all famous horror movies/series. Horror movies were made to, most importantly, make money; but also to scare the living daylights out of kids and make them stay up all night, afraid to fall asleep, thinking that a killer or monster would come after them them. Even though these kids knew that they would get scared watching these movies, though, they would still do so, and await their releases eagerly.

     Freddy, the owner of the Nightmare on Elm Street series is an insane monster, with a deathly claw that always scares the living daylights out of me. He attacks little children in their dreams. When kids fall asleep, Freddy strikes. When the children die in their dream, they die in the real world, as well. Freddy’s trademarks are his sweater, hat, and of course, his famous claw.

     Michael Myers, the owner of the Halloween series, is much scarier than Freddy. He is my favorite killer of all-time. He doesn’t care who he kills, just as long as he gets who he wants to get, while doing so. His usual choice of weapon is a nice. In Halloween 4 he did impale a woman with a giant shotgun, though. Tough luck! His movies are probably the most consistently creepy. You can never see Michael’s face, either. He wears his famous white mask over it. If you look closely in Halloween 5, though, in the beginning when Michael gets up out of a bed, you can see his face (some of it is hidden in the background shadows, however). Going against most people’s opinions, I must say, Halloween 3 was awful.

     Mr. Jason Voorhees, is the owner of the Friday the 13th series. His weapon of choice is a machete. It is so sharp, it could cut steel in half. He loves to terrorize campers at Camp Crystal Lake. His hockey mask adds a nice (and killer) touch to his physical appearance. Jason also had a song written about him, by Alice Cooper. How cool! Out of all the horror-movie killers, this dude freaks me out the most. I’m sorry buddy, but Jason X was terrible.

     Tales from the Crypt is much different than your average horror flick. It was based off of the old Tales from the Crypt comic books. The movie, though, is quite different than its original source. First, they came out with a television show, featuring the Crypt Keeper. The show featured different tales about zombies, killers, ghosts, monsters etc. This television show, which inspired the film, is now on the AMC channel on Friday nights.

     Next on our list of terror is The Exorcist, which is known by most as the scariest film of all-time. In it, a vulnerable young girl named Reagan is possessed by the Satanist powers of Pazuzu. When we watch it, we can’t help but wonder if we could be possessed by Satanist powers. One of us could be that little girl. This girl did not do anything to deserve this. Some of the screenshots of her possessed by Pazuzu are so scary and gruesome that I hesitated to include the picture above, taken from the movie, in this essay. The Exorcist is terrifying.

     The latest horror movie to see release is coming out this month. It is called Freddy Vs. Jason, and it will showcase a battle-royal between these two legends of horror. The filmmakers attempted to make it frightening, but as expected, it looks hilariously corny. I saw a clip of it at Comic-Con, which was laughed at by everyone who saw it. The stars and director reassured us, though, that it would be half-comic, half-horror, like many movies of the genre. As for the winner? It’s gotta be Jason!

     Horror is a vital genre to the art of cinema. It will always take a small place, in every moviegoer’s heart.


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