I don’t quite understand Michael Moore. In real life, he comes across
as an ignorant, ego-inflated goofball, who is piggy and blatant. In his
movies, though, he’s a witty and often ingenious entertainer. When we watch
Bowling for Columbine, we think it’s much more intellectual than
it really is, because of how entertaining it is. I was even amused by it, and
I hate
Moore, and think that his idiotic and
rebellious view-points are stupid and ineffective. The problem with this film,
though, is that it never tries to accomplish anything. For the whole running
length, all
Moore does is ponder the roots of gun
control, mindlessly digging himself into a bottomless pit. I’m very
conservative, and right now, I think guns are the least of our worries. But,
I’m open to people’s thoughts and ideas on the topic. Bowling for
Columbine, however, relies on personal attacks and irrelevant information
to support its opinion. This is not a documentary, even though it’s labeled as
one. A more appropriate title for this entertaining and definitely watchable,
though, at times aggravating, flick would be: Michael Moore’s
Rambling Thoughts on Subtle Issues.
But Bowling
for Columbine does make a statement, and
Moore is undoubtedly proud of his work. If
he had proposed some relevant debates during the film on why gun-control would
better our society, it would’ve been a much better, and more stable, work.
This film doesn’t get below our skin; it never touches our emotions.
Moore almost appears as though he’s the
antagonist of Bowling for Columbine, going after targets like the
proud Charlton Heston and accomplished Dick Clark. He tries to make these two
men seem like they were in some way responsible for innocent deaths, caused by
guns, but doesn’t succeed. Another fault of the film is that it doesn’t show
the many ways that guns help the world. In most cases, they save more lives
than they ruin.
Moore seems to think that we will somehow be
able to completely exterminate them from the earth one day. If no one in the
world had a gun, and no one had the ability to make one, we’d live in one hell
of a place. But, there will always be a black-market, folks. If we were to
take guns from everyone’s hands, it would hurt more than it would help. I can
clearly see
Moore’s viewpoint, but he expresses it in
such a ruckus way, he never made me want to agree with it. Bowling
for Columbine didn’t introduce any information, that I wasn’t aware of
already.
Moore created something, at least, and I
commend him for that. It’s not coherent enough to reach us, though. This film
is half-way there, but sadly, fifty percent isn’t enough.
Moore did make me laugh, though. He’s so
obnoxiously and provocatively funny in Bowling for Columbine,
even those who don’t agree with him (like me), will have smirks on their faces
when watching it. When he is onto something, he’s actually very good. For
example: when he’s trying to discover why
Canada doesn’t have nearly as many
deaths as we do, he tests how safe the citizens feel. He goes up to the front
doors of every single home in an Ontarian neighborhood and tries to open them.
Hardly any are locked. Of course, this could’ve been a set up, or could’ve
been warped on the editing room floor, but it’s definitely effective. Scenes
like this one do provoke thought. With much wretched material, though,
conversation between audience members, after viewing the movie, will be bleak
and dull (just like the entire flick, itself). But, that’s not to say that
Bowling for Columbine isn’t entertaining. It’s got spunk, and
nobody can strip that from
Moore. Even though my hatred for him
constantly built, as each minute of the movie passed, I had a good time
watching it. It’s definitely worth a view in theatres, but revisiting it just
won’t be as pleasing, simply because you’ve had time to think about its rather
shallow thoughts about the issues it explores.
Pacing is key in
Bowling for Columbine. From a filmmakers’ point of view, it’s a
piece, sent from the heavens. The way it’s assembled is crucial to the
sanctity of the minimal success that it showcases. As a producer,
Moore is a genius, but as a person, he’s far
from it. On film, he’s very charismatic and likeable, but unprepared to
discuss a certain topic in reality, he comes across as an idiot. Even he,
himself, thought that his Oscar speech (after winning Best Documentary), was
terrible. His excuse was that he didn’t know what to say, because he didn’t
think he’d win. During it, he relied on personal attacks on the President, and
such. When delivering the speech, even his followers thought that what he was
saying was ridiculous. His charm always comes from his talent at satirically
picking fun at people (most of which have never been seen in the public eye).
His unabashedly
godawful personal attacks on Charlton Heston, during the finale of
Bowling for Columbine, are the low-point of the entire movie. They ruin
the picture, and showcase the fact that when
Moore is unprepared (or overly prepared), or
just out of jokes—he’s just terrible to listen to. When viewing his rather
harsh conversation with Heston, I felt worthless. I had enjoyed
Bowling for Columbine up until then; it’s a shame that the ending to such
an inventive film had to be so shockingly rotten. Despite my disagreeing with
Moore on almost every topic that surrounds
society, I hardly ever want to kill him. This finale was so bad
that, for his own sake, I wanted to put a bullet to his head. If he had used
something to occupy the last fifteen minutes of his film, I would’ve hailed
Bowling for Columbine, just like the liberal critics that I
normally abhor, did. His brutal battering of Heston (who had just been
diagnosed with Alzheimers before their conversation) is, however, too morally
obnoxious to be considered as respectable as the rest of his film (even though
that material isn’t extremely worthwhile, it’1s just a sometimes pleasant
diversion). So, out of fairness, I’m giving it two and a half buckets—a very
mild recommendation.
With a few minor
alterations Bowling for Columbine could’ve been made into one of
the best movies of the year (and would’ve succeeded in impacting many
conservatives, like me). As it stands, though, it’s just another piece of
controversial, but forgettable trash. It will definitely hand
Moore the opportunity to make another movie,
however—seeing how much publicity it’s been getting. Walking into that one, I
will be undergoing the most conflicting of feelings I’ve ever in my life. As
much as I want to kill
Moore, I will be awaiting his next work,
with much anticipation. Maybe I just want another opportunity to pummel him,
maybe he’s hooked me in.