In life, we are presented with things
that we don’t want to do, but have to. Almost everything that the “Altar
Boys” do is in some way regretted. They are ferocious teens trapped in the
wrong body. They worship Atheism, do all types of drugs, and permit
underage sex; but they are forced to go to a stringent Catholic school led
by a stern headmistress (Jodie Foster). They are constantly trying to go
against the rules, and be independent people, but every stunt they partake
in turns out to be a wrong move. They have many problems with authority,
which is partially to blame on the terrible examples that their parents
set for them. They never feel free, and most every attempt they make to be
normal is reprimanded. Their only escape is comic books, which they read
and make themselves. These aren’t your average comics, though. They
contain obscene characters such as “The Ass Kicker.” The “Altar Boys”
can’t get anything straight, and the way they live their lives is very
dangerous. Hence, we get the title: The Dangerous Live of Altar
Boys.
This is a title that will be very
misinterpreted. The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, lost some
viewers due to its rather edgy name. It even had fooled me until I saw the
trailer. For those of you who think that this film is about priests
sexually molesting teenage boys, that is not at all the case. The current
events have jarred all of our minds. The plot is actually quite different,
and has a very positive meaning at the end, that is quite stirring. The
theme of the story is basically saying that the choices we make in our
lives affect us in the long-run. All of the dialogue in The
Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys acts as support to the gigantic climax,
which is very close to the end of the movie. As a whole, the story is
effectively moving and will be able to better several individuals’ lives.
The cast is chock-full of new and old actors,
whose performances are superb and are ultimately why I am recommending the
movie. Despite the rather annoying and even grotesque voice Jodie Foster
used to play the headmistress of the Catholic school that the “Altar Boys”
attended, she was absolutely wonderful. The sternness of her character
combined with the certain likeability she had with the churchgoers is
indefinable, but was an excellent way to bring a character to life. Emile
Hirsch was a very interesting choice for the role of a boy named Francis
Doyle, one of the comic-geek “Altar Boys.” His character is a perfect
example of a smart boy gone wrong. It goes to show us that intellectually
empowered people can use their intelligence to do some very bad things.
Kieran Culkin was even better. He plays Tim Sullivan, the evident leader
of the comic book gang. Unlike Francis, Tim is a trouble maker because it
is a way to take out the constant anger he has towards his parents. They
are having problems with their relationship and he has grown to deal with
the many consequences through ill-mannered activities. His class often
prays for the better of his family, and this embarrasses him, so to cover
up for the endless sadness it permits, he does not fold his hands while
praying, but sticks up both of his middle fingers. My last actor/actress
comment goes to Jena Malone, who plays Margie Flynn, Francis’ girlfriend.
She is a bit of a freak when it comes to spirits and ghosts, because she
believes in them. When she reveals a secret to Francis, he tells Tim. Tim
tells a couple of people, and it begins to spread. The relationship
between Francis and Margie is always shaky, but holds the story together.
It also contributes to the films “R” rating, because of the numerous
sensual shots of the two together.
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
isn’t an exercise in fabulous filmmaking, but rather takes the basics and
expands on them. The direction, production, and overall flair of the flick
aren’t anything special; but the story is. This is the only film I know in
recent day that can capture the true meaning of being a teenager and all
of the pressure that it entails. There are also animated scenes which
feature the comic of the boys, which is more simply put as an outlandish
version of the group’s lives. As a whole, the “Altar Boys” succeed in
making a solid flick.
-Danny, Bucket Reviews