DISCLAIMER: Before browsing the archives, please keep in mind that Danny began writing for Bucket Reviews in the seventh grade, at age twelve. Many of these reviews very much reflect the writing abilities of said twelve-year-old, and are somewhat embarrassing. Nevertheless, Danny acknowledges that writing is a process, and that it only seems worthwhile to keep all reviews he has ever written, old and new, in these archives. You have been warned -- all reviews written for movies released before 2004 are poorly written, and often unintentionally hilarious in their own rights.