Catch-Up Capsule Reviews for Films Screened the Week of 9/21/2007:
Resident Evil: Extinction is enough to make one hate what
filmmaking has come to. Unlike the creators of the recent Across the
Universe, a picture which used advancements in cinematic
technologies to create an innovative final product, the minds behind
this film employ impressive visual effects as an excuse for them to be
lazy when it comes to creating a cohesive narrative. Unfortunately for
them, the unequivocal truth that interesting visuals are only able to
succeed when backed by a solid story still pertains to mindless
video-game adaptations like this one. Resident Evil: Extinction
is flashy, shallow, and derivative of nearly every picture about the
Undead that has come before it. Its proponents—mainly stoned teenage
boys—might argue that these are the only characteristics that it
wants to embody, but doesn’t that just make the movie all the more
depressing? Frankly, director Russell Mulcahy should be embarrassed that
all protagonist Alice (Mila Jovovich) has to do in this third
installment of the franchise is run around and wonder if the plot that
she’s a part of makes a lick of sense. Not to mention, the
aforementioned visuals that he tries to use to compensate for this
aren’t unlike those already seen in the first and second Resident
Evil films. An upcoming fourth picture in this rotten series seems
to be inevitable given this entry’s already-impressive box office take;
let’s pray that it somehow finds greater artistic success than its
predecessors.
Good Luck Chuck
is one of the most juvenile films made in years and, as a result, fails
to engage the rational adult viewer on even the most basic of levels.
For the movie, screenwriter Josh Stolberg drafted a crude, trite script
that would only tickle the funny-bones of bawdy teenage audiences.
Unfortunately for him, the abundance of immature sexual content present
led to the movie being slapped with R-rating by the MPAA, barring the
aforementioned target-demographic from seeing it. As a result, Good
Luck Chuck has been marketed to more mature audiences as a comic
love-story, a far cry from the truth. This is yet another painfully
boring “raunch comedy” that finds the bulk of its humor in characters
falling over and engaging in bizarre sexual positions, hoping
desperately that its audiences are too inebriated to realize the lack of
inspiration behind the material. Nearly as yucky as the script are leads
Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, who come off as downright sleazy more
than often than they do lovable losers. The movie’s only source of
redemption is Dan Fogler as supporting character Stu, a superficial
plastic surgeon whose fast-talking vulgarity actually achieves a sort of
poetry because of the way the actor delivers it. On nearly every other
count, Good Luck Chuck is an unfathomably puerile nightmare, a
brainless and occasionally excruciating exercise in comedic inanity.
Always informative, usually entertaining, and occasionally
inspiring, In the Shadow of the Moon is yet another strong
affirmation of the fact that the documentary is alive and well. The film
chronicles America’s late-1960s quest to put a man on the face of the
moon. The viewer is introduced to the initial goal as set forth by the
Kennedy Administration, and then shown the completion of the seven
Apollo missions later sent to land on the alien planet. For younger
audience members like me, the experience functions as a highly
informative look into a crucial piece of contemporary American history.
Viewers who lived through the events documented in the picture will
likely find it more involving on an emotional-level. All ticket-buyers
will find the movie’s dazzlingly pro-American themes, conveyed
first-hand by the astronauts and NASA-workers involved (primarily Apollo
11’s Buzz Aldrin and Mike Collins), to be uplifting and entirely
welcome. In a season of treasonous downers such as Paul Haggis’ In
the Valley of Elah, In the Shadow of the Moon’s simple view
of a united and hopeful America reminds one of the great things that the
people of this country are able to accomplish when thrust into
extraordinary circumstances.
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